Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Wow, you're the one who's getting ready to fuck by the window? What if the neighbors see?

I'd give it to you without tying you up, but yeah, you can't go deep enough

Tied the redhead's hands and feet so she wouldn't twist during the fucking

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

Stop it, you're crazy, don't touch your brother's dick!

The deeper I take it, the deeper you stick your tongue in me

Russian guy sold his girlfriend to his friend to earn money for booze

Are you still reading a book? Why don't you take your dick and get busy?

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

The secretary wants a bonus? Let her prove she's willing to do anything